My random rants about water

Water is a pretty awesome creation and if im not wrong God was the first one to patent it although he was 5 minutes late to reacht the patent office. Anyways after a solid presentation his creation was accepetd and he threw it down to another one of his mind boggling creations the earth. The BC version of earth was a prototype and after a few kinks the AD version was ready. Anyways throughout both versions this magical invention known as water existed. After millions of years looking at a lonely bottle of water sitting on the floor sweating out droplets of condensed sweat i marvel at its creation.Its one of the most essential thing in our lives. Not only does it keep us alive and helps support our nutrition, it makes up a massive amount of our body content. Ana amzing fact to notice at this point is that all living creations and bisleri bottles have a high water content. Water to this date remains as the most superior creation as its highly versatile and can be used for almost anything. Washing, cleaning, attacking people( its better in the frozen form then), it makes stuff soft and it can simultaneously be used to harden soft things. It also does a final function in enhancing the colour quotient of our planet giving it the awesome colour that it prefers to dress up in while going for intergalactic parties.Signs of water on other planets make scientists believe that either alien life exists or its another one of those space homes with the new frozen pool layouts. Water makes up the seas,rivers, and oceans, and any other random dormation of water. It also resided in floating bungalows known as clouds and sometimes occasionally gets high from the constant passive smoking of the land below, its at this stage that it loses control and ends up falling and joining its friends downstairs. Water droplets make a giant family of useless relatives, so as soon as one leaves the bungalow others go to take its place.Water can save or destroy life, yet many people dont agree that it should have broken its relationship with fire, they always end up clashing nowadays. Yet one can finally just observe how tiny molecules make drops that come otgether to create giant joint families. Water is available in all physical stages and this is one of its strong points along with its transparent personality. In its taste its simple and yet the best tasting drink on the whole planet. It can be used to mix other drinks and no matter what people may say its the ultimate thirst quencher.Amidst massive applause i would like to conclude this story/review by giving water a brilliantly awesome 10 out of 10. I am off now, a certain friend of mine who goes by the acronym of H20 wants to meet up...so i shall see you people later..till then keep drinking..Water!